Sean Chidester

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"Bring a gun"

"Ask about 18 months no interest on any purchase $429 and up. Also come check out the benefits of a tablet in your everyday life."

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"Don't wash your hands with urine. That's just not sanitary."

"18 months no interest on purchases $429 and up. Be nice, be kind. After all we work just like you do."