Shane Kennedy

"This place is full of weasels. Only care about making their commission, not actually finding clients apartments. Useless. Tried them years ago and left because they were not helpful. Same story now."

"Do the Harlem Shake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYpuyIrZ8d4"

"Grand re-opening. 20% off until Feb. 23rd."

"Bartender is a jerk. Don't tip."

"Get the spicy nuts. They're the tits!"

"Bring a spare propane tank for the outdoor heater!"