Scott

"Smells weird"

"Save your money, my $24.95 "Platinum Wash" took less time than your average gas station car wash. Paradise Car Wash is a million times better"

"Must charge you more when you spell coffee with a "y". Roll Tide."

"I think they made my fries last week"

"Careful, not very friendly in here."

"Nice hotel but you can hear anytime someone runs their water or flushes their toilet, I stay in 100+ hotels a year and this is the noisiest"