Scott Leibrand

"If your iPhone has you at the Intercontinental in Berlin, go into Apple Maps, tap your current location, and Report a Problem. If we do that, Apple should have the wifi location figured out shortly."

"The whole area stinks from being next to the smoking area. They need stronger exhaust fans (negative pressure) in there."

"If you're going to stand in the middle of the road, don't do it when cars are coming. Apparently common sense is a misnomer."

"Have your phone number ready. ;-) http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal#section_1"

"Now a free museum housing original portraits of famous Philadelphians."