Scott D. Thornton

"Sucky way to spend an hour."

"Enjoy a chill sesh on the beachfront."

"You can catch a really good caffeine buzz when they're roasting beans."

"One of these days, the fire alarm is going to be the real deal."

"NEVER wear an Ed Hardy shirt to a metal show as epic as the Big Four. I'm pretty sure that the poor soul wearing one will be dead before midnight."