Scott Blackwell

"Wtf is up with the driver taking a pee break at Terminal B so we miss the next Blue Line train???"

"Don't bother trying to use Sprint data service here…"

"Yes, you really are in B.F. Egypt, Texas!"

"Connect here while you've still got a chance since it won't be a hub much longer."

"Barbie's Dream Jet lives here."

"Don't bother with the priority security line, it usually takes longer than the economy line."