Tyler Ager

"The guy who runs it is very helpful to us out of towners on a lay over who haven't used a coin-op machine since college."

"Surgery?! In an opera?! How wonderfully decadent!"

"Battlestar Galactica?"

"Watch Archer on FX"

"I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!!!! Look at his little spots! And his tufted ears!"

"It's the kind of place you would see some one get beat up."