Sasha Pondel

"PSA LADIES! Some countries won't let you in if you look naked in you passport photo so remember to wear straps for your picture"

"Bring your own apron or smock"

"The new rack is amazing! Much better selection"

"If you don't put hot peppers on your pizza then I don't like you"

"Best burrito I've ever had! The pork is super dank and omg the spicy carrots are spot on, fuck subway, eat here 😍"

"Don't waste your time or money here. This place is a shithole! Have fun trying to get the special stamp to buy drinks. God forbid you try and get your drink on at a club"