Sarcasm Society

"Great place to spend money that you haven't had to earn."

"Food quality used to be better before they expanded. This helped me stop 'expanding' by making fewer visits."

""Can I have a single-shot medium latte, please?", "Sure! Would you like that in a small cup?" - They can put medium drinks in small cups. It's magic!"

"Send your wife here during Christmas. If that doesn't turn her off shopping, nothing will. It's the closest you'll come to 'The Running of the Bulls' without leaving Los Angeles."

"Had an unfortunate incident here with a chicken casadia once."