Sarah Parker

"The bathroom door does not close. Stop trying. No one is in here. And if they are, they do not care that you're going potty with an open door. Stop slamming the door already."

"naked is the best, I think."

"the new hummus and pita is the jam"

"Come buy some swimwear, quick, before March 20!"

"Pretty sure shoe shining stations are racist."

"Ask for a deal and generally be obliged."