Sarah Ferguson

"The Blue Balls are a religious experience. I almost didn't get them. That would've been so stupid."

"If your waiter is Ed, tip him well."

"Drive your gays here so they can eat chicken."

"For some reason the air conditioner is on in the winter season. Be prepared."

"Watched the power line explode across the street while enjoying my delicious poutine."

"...drink prices are way worth it."