San Sharma

"K13-14, Screen 1 probably best in house - at top and in middle, behind a walkway and in front of the projector; there's no-one directly in front or behind you; you can put your feet up on the bars."

"Be very specific when you ask for an ale you *may* get a bottle of lager"

"Check out my review for @WorkSnug: http://worksnug.com/locations/22973"

"Call at 8.30am to try and get a same day appointment. Failing that, if you're in discomfort, a GP will call you back and help you over the phone."

"Why not go for the curry sauce? Go on. It'll warm your cockles (if you order cockles, that is)."

"Best off using the computers downstairs for free, rather than paying for wifi that may not reach your room."