Sam Saidman

"You may see an alluring "noobie special" at this establishment. They do not honor said special which brought down my jax beach experience."

"Anyway, so drinkings fun."

"Ahh the ants! They carried us from one campsite to the next in our sleep."

"No willys, I'm not done with my hot sauce."

"El pollos funditos is the best item on the menu, will definitely need to remember that for next year."

"Just the tip."