Sam Bradford

"Any place that has "A Beautiful World" playing can't be all that bad."

"Didn't mind waiting 85 mins for table, but waiting 10 mins for a server, then 40 mins no food. We got up and left this shitty place for The Good Fork. It was great"

"Careful! When provoked the rats here will swarm over you and devour you to the bone in 12 seconds flat! They also like to band together and wear people clothes and stagger up and down the Fulton Mall."

"The pizza here gives me the shits. For reals."