Sammie Gilmore

"They don't carry cassette tapes anymore ):"

"Rape it off, mahn."

"Get the house falafel! No regrets!!"

"Sopes are bomb here!"

"This is my favorite dog park in San Jose. It's huge and there are usually always tons of dogs for my husky mix to play with. If you're a dog elitist, stay away! Cool owners only!"

"Tina rules! And that asian comment is dumb. Completely untrue."