Sameermon Naseem

"This place licks my sack"

"Tastes a lot better than Worst Cooch."

"The bathroom is PERFECT for banging or doing drugs in"

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream. It's the best flavor. Just kidding dogg. This skateshop is the real deal."

"The illest shop on Newbury."

"These dudes are legit. A sandwich is Boar's Head and dirt cheap. Get one ASAP"