Sally Manning

"Have never waited in line less than ten minutes. Open more registers!"

"Watch out for Frank the Dog. He's vicious."

"This motel is garbage. Had to stay here bc the airline booked us here bc my flight was cancelled. Bugs on floor. Want a towel? You have to call the front desk. Do not stay here if you can avoid it."

"They BLAST country music. Kill yourself."

"The BEST pizza in Central Ohio."

"Go Toledo Rockets!"