Seymour 'Salfrico' Watson-Grant

"If you became mayor, please contribute to the location. Add a tip or a photo once in a while. Please be active!!"

"Okay fine. This location has a real address. So guess what? This is where the party is happening from now on!!!"

"Okay children, settle down now. The chocolate peanut butter perfection is the most amazing 'flavor' that exists. Try it now!!"

"See programming on the school's tv station, 4CNC!"

"Get lost in the wild west at Circle M City!!!"

"Stop by and have a choc chip Otis Spunkmeyer cooking with Green Mountain Coffee"