Sam Almo

"Make sure you have/read all of your documents thoroughly before you wait and hour then have to come back because your middle name isn't on something."

"In love! They don't time your tanning sessions and it's only $7!"

"Don't drive behind the horse carriages"

"Don't ask about sharting.."

"Find the tall bartender Adam. He's awesome!"

"Ask Robbie what a Cherry Bomb tastes like. Or Brett what Jaeger Bomb tastes like!"