Jøsh Saitz

"Bring condoms and beer. And lube."

"Kelly is the owner if this charming and unique candy and ice cream shop. They have a lot of hard to find candy bars."

"They sell books here still?"

"Always make the clown wear a condom."

"Always toast with L'chaim!"

"This place was better than expected, considering we're in the mountains. I had a great salad with fresh fruit and 2 gigantic mason jars with free refills of seltzer, which has been hard to find."