Ryan Aguirre

"Ask them to turn up the Christian music by saying "Turn it up! I fucking love this song!" They'll reply, "My pleasure!""

"Make sure you take your ass to the back of the line to avoid a potentially violent situation."

"Don't mess with the mayor."

"Don't be an asshole. Just follow the arrows, dude!"

"Spud Au Brocc is the bomb and the Pomegranate Melon Green Tea rocks! :)"