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"When is a burger not a burger? When you're at Little Vienna."

"This is one of those places where someone who orders the same meal after you gets theirs first. Ain't no chump, won't be back."

"Nice coffee. World's slowest kitchen."

"Great beer, rediculously inappropriate music."

"There's no mobile charging kiosk."

"Great wings & hot! Excellent service too."