Ryan Taylor

"Wifi password is Captain 1700"

"If you find a penny, pick it up. And all day you'll have good luck"

"I usually get the number 1. The desert is usually good too."

"Try the bud, I hear it's equizit"

"Poop early in the morning or late in the evening. The bathrooms get full around 2-3 because everyone is pooping out lunch. Also leave one stall between yourself and the next guy. And chew your food."

"The men's bathroom is like inception. It's a bathroom in a bathroom, in a publix. Anyway this poo is bombdigity"