Ryan Raymond

"Get the fuck out of Shitcago and don't stop til you hit St. Louis!"

"Ordered a Singha beer expecting something comparable to Sapporo, and was pleasantly surprised to get something with an unexpected hoppy kick"

"Former home of Senator Lyman Trumball, one of the authors of the 13th amendment."

"I'm at the pizza hut. I'm at the taco bell. I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell."

"Jessica may be hot as hell, but Jacob is waaaay cuter!"

"Not exactly sure where "Illinos" is, but looks like fun!"