Ryan Lowden

"Try the combo, dipped, with hot peppers."

"Play the censored version of "Done Drinking" and try to beat my high score. 289m!"

"Avoid the waiter that crop dusts the patrons. Also the service was really slow on what appeared to be a slow night."

"Try the vending machine. The mystery slot is a sure bet."

"The meatloaf sandwich was just alright. Came with onions that weren't on the menu. If it is on the sandwich it should be on the menu."