Steamroller Willy

"The server looks like Helena Bonham Carter after 20 years of three packs a day and a few heroin binges."

"Ask about Sir Long Fingers' wingspan. Better yet, have him show you. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."

"Ask for the dry hj. She's rough but gentle at the same time. Let the cats watch."

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!"

"Don't make the security guards angry. They may mace you."