Ryan Guard

"The High School Ministry now has a Saturday night service at 4:30! Come worship with us then or at our Sunday morning service at 10:30."

"I've been here 45 minutes, and they aren't busy. Hope you're not in a hurry when you come!"

"I went to lunch there twice in a 10-day span, and both times I went someone got sick from the beef mini chimis. They were both up all night getting sick. Coincidence?"

"If you're a High School student you should come check out the HS service at 10:30 in the Student Center!"