Ryan DeWitt

"Don't grab the bushes while having sex...driver-bys can see the moving bushes!"

"Apparently the listing creator can't spell preferred ..."

"Stay off the 2nd, 3rd, and part of the 4th floors...crackheads wonder these halls looking for their next fix...oh yeah, try to not get stuck in the elevator with them either!"

"They now have redbox!"

"This is one of the dirtiest subways I've ever been to. The booth to my right has lettuce all over the floor, there's spider webs 5" from my table, and none of the tables are clean. Also, some of my me"

"Manchester United v Kansas City Wizards. United for life!"