Ryan Detert

"Ha beware of Asians that don't understand the definition of racism. If I had said "Beware of Asians who grill Schnauzer kabobs and bang their giant gongs on the weekends" then your comment would apply"

"Honestly...don't go here. It will be bankrupt in a month."

"On Saturday evening everything is half-off for Trannies!"

"Beware of Asians who grill on the weekends while blasting horrendous house music."

"Beware of tiny mexicans wearing Navajo jewelry."

"Get stretched out by Robbie Bolles, he'll get you ready for Cirque De Soleil in 3 sessions or your money back. Come Sweaty!"