Ryan Brock

"If you need hand lotion, check the toilets."

"Come on in and say hi! We'll be the ones admiring pictures of Ernest Hemingway and stressing over which synonym for "good" to use in a sentence..."

"Make sure to get into an endless, yet assumedly friendly, battle for the Mayorship. Props to Andrew O!"

"Canal water cocktail is awesome. They gave my dog a treat and some water. Very nice."

"Jimmy John's delivers if you're waiting in line for an iPad."