Rutila

"I live dangerously too close to Dandelion and frequent it enough to warrant a trip to AA. Tell Tom what you like, and he'll never steer you wrong if you feel like going out of your comfort zone."

"BYO wet-wipes."

"Nasty bathroom stalls. The toilet paper was damp."

"Its happy hour advertises drafts at $3.50, but there isn't any draft beer. WTF?"

"Ten percent off if you pre-pay in cash."

"Best free entertainment during the Public Safety Committee meetings."