Russell Beyer

"Check out Old Indian (local band)! They opened for Deer Tick and they melt faces. CHECK THEM OUT. Also, awesome venue and limited release beers! Duh, and/or hello?"

"Don't. Just don't. Unless you lift Bro! Then toats!"

"Play with the racoons! They're your friends!"

"I was mayor here once for a reason and mark my words, I will be mayor here again for the same reason. I. LOVE. THIS. PLACE. !!!"

"If the first X2 passes you by, don't get discouraged! There should be another close behind. Busy route!"

"Say 'Hi' to the Mayor when he's in the house. He's the man!"