Russell Clayton

"Ask for Carlos. Best waiter in town. You won't be disappointed."

"Chicken cordon bleu"

"KC, Chicago, Sweet and Smoky, Spicy, and Original Sauces in that order. If you're going to go big, try the ice cream brownie afterwards."

"Come watch TV, we will do the rest."

"Try out JJs Bar and Grill in the main building. Every third beer is $1."