Rainman

"Good pizza, service not so much."

"Given a choice between drive thru or walk in during the morning choose the drive thru which is staffed with 4 people vs 1 slow turtle inside."

"Good fiesta noodles and spaghetti"

"If you're not sure what to order, ask for a recommendation by telling any of the bartenders what you normally enjoy drinking."

"Instead of using valet, drive a little further and park about 20 paces from front door -- 3 parking spaces waiting for you."