Roy Rogers McFreely

"On Thursdays there is a strictly enforced no clothing allowed rule."

"Great car wash. Buy the slips inside for a discount or else pay full price in cash at the wash door. Great place to wash if you have bugs plastered to your car. They have a bug scrubber you can use."

"This place sucks."

"Some clothes have puke stains on them."

"Also, don't worry about getting a DUI. They don't convict you in Adams County."

"Don't pee in the parking lot. Adams County Sheriffs Office is watching you."