Josh Bitler

"The hotdogs are always black. Always."

"They told me I wasn't allowed to play in the Play-Place and that I was upsetting the children."

"The booths smell like the log flume seats at Knoebels- like a whole lot of wet sweaty butts have sat in them. Gross."

"The slider patties are made from beef of a questionable grade."

"Lancaster county's #1 people watching hot spot."

"A lone burned up hot dog on the roller grill : |"