Darby MacInnis

"Go watch a movie, dummy."

"If you have less than an hour to wait for your food, you might want to try somewhere else."

"Great Caesars with real horseradish."

"Get drunk at Jack Astor's beforehand and you will enjoy every film a little more."

"If you're looking for a spring tune-up, you're not alone. There's a weeklong waiting list."

"Cash/VISA only."