Ronnie Cobb

"Absolutely the worst service you will ever have. No refills, 10 minutes until they even greet you, and the food is always burnt or messed up somehow. Avoid this particular location!"

"The music here makes me want to cut my ears off."

"Try the hot dog. It's kind of his specialty."

"Watch out for the monkey. You have no idea where that thing has been..."

"Look out for used condoms!"

"Seeing a movie at MY theater without me? You should have called me!"