Ron Justus

"If u ever need to get a fifth of vodka, grilled cheese, movie poster, and yeast infection in your eye...this is the place."

"Eh...who wants to live to be 50 anyways.... Number 1 please."

"Got my car neutered here....got its lock nuts cut off....they were gentle."

"Be careful drinking here....last time I did, I woke up with a sore ear and viagra in my pocket."

"If they get ur order right consider it a bonus..."

"Gotta be the nicest blue line stop...I have only had 1 bum show me his package."