Ron Brady

"Heavy pours for cheap. Also, a complete shit hole."

"Sells 16oz plastic bottles. So if you're gonna bring in beer, be sure that's what you grab."

"Only one baby cup for ketchup = Instafail. But the food was pretty good anyway."

"Get all of your regrets out of the way at once and only eat White Castle while drunk. That way the morning after you can ask God for forgiveness on everything at the same time."

"Single bathrooms in a bar = Instafail"

"The bathrooms here smell like jolly ranchers. Also, some of the tiles curiously look like jolly ranchers..."