Ronak Kotecha

"Thank you, citizens of Kotecha Castle for your aggressive "impeach Mayor Jenkins" letter writing campaign. I vow to bring Kotecha Castle back to its greatness!"

"As mayor of this castle, I decree that every Tuesday shall hence be known as: Tuba Tuesdays!"

"If you play the crane games, make sure that you look at the prizes first... some of them are stapled down!"

"No customer service, they seem to be out of everything.. this might be the worst Jack in the Box in the country!"

"Get the table side Guacamole! Made the way you like it."