Roddy 808DADT Bagarino

"Excuse me miss... do these come in 44w?"

"$4.07/gal woo-hoo"

"Get 5 n 10z b4 going in otherwise its all 1z baby!"

"Changes are good... in fact great!!!! The pizza was bomb and the pork chop special rocked."

"Door locked @2100, wtf sign says closes @2130. Rude obnoxious lady. Will tell all conventionaires to avoid at all cost. Asked around... this is not the first time!"

"This is the slowest DMV service ever! The actual DMV office is quicker! (Now serving number B-28)"