Rob M

"Where's Wallace?"

"One time, I was two and a half hours late picking up my friend Ryan due to the amount of time it took them to make me a turkey sub here. Now he ridicules me because of constantly. Real sad about that."

"Slowest subway ever, ya know? Missed the birth of my first child waiting here once. Got here during my wife's first trimester."

"Avoid a DWI, call Monyes the cab guy."

"Relax in the bar stools while you are here. Just be careful not to trip on them."

"Try the OxyContin. It's really good and I think you'll enjoy it."