Rob Vance

"The bathrooms are way nicer than you'd expect"

"The chefs murdered an old Italian woman and captured her soul for the ability to make the tiramisu here."

"Awesome place, great beer, good food. I would go even if it wasn't next door."

"EVERY SINGLE CLOCK IN THIS PLACE IS SET TO THE WRONG TIME"

"Tattoos are awesome, you should get one."

"Feel free to order anything on the menu, it's all good."