Robin Motteler

"Wild west burger is the shit!"

"Unimpressive. $2.50 for a fucking cupcake? Ridiculous. Very limited selection, and not really anything special."

"There's a lot of mexicans here."

"Why are there so many black children wearing garbage bags as swimsuits here?"

"Would be a nice city if they would get rid of the west side and all the criminal trash who live there."

"The regular coffee tastes like the dark part of an ass. And can we stop with the "venti" bullshit? It's large. Just say "large". Stop being pretentious."