Robert Steinberg

"I took Jaci's advice and the omelettes are HUGE!!"

"Their bathrooms are clean if you have to go poop."

"Don't come here unless you need food people watching, last minute groceries or crystal meth"

"You can't cheat on Foursquare and check in places you've never been!!! Hot Sauce is my car!!!"

"It's new. There's beer and roller coasters. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Bring beer"