Robert Mugabe

"This sums it up."

"I hasten to add I am Mayor of this pub & would never eat here. Wetherspoons have a no music policy EXCEPT this pub which sums them up. Another company with no standards when it comes to earning a buck"

"This pub homes the worst Sunday football team in Christendom."

"¿Usted sabe que soy yo? Estoy furioso por la falta de respeto a mí"

"I want some paella now! Arriba arriba! Andale, andale!"

"Ariba ariba!"