Robert Burson

"This is important. Ask to be seated in the bar cocktail room. That way you won't be seated next to screaming kids."

"Apparently all you can eat shrimp means all that they'll let you eat."

"This is great taco bell. I don't know everyone is talking about. The garbage taco bell is the one on 400 so."

"Worst course ever! Slow play all day long! I had a 6pm tee time and only got 5 holes in before 830pm."

"Just had the worst service. Way to blow your tip flock of seagulls waiter."