Rob Loreto

"Come play Singled Out at Penn Social tonight! 3 eligible bachelors and 3 eligible bachelorettes are looking for you! The 6 winning couples get transportation, dinner and a show."

"Crab tots are good, but need more crab"

"#bestfeelingever when you unlock the buy one get one special at #Starbucks on #foursquare, it is only for holiday drinks #fyi"

"Got kicked out for wearing a Yankees jacket. I congratulated every O's fan for a good game. As I was walking out I got tackled for putting my arm around my girlfriend. also, service sucked."

"District Trivia every Sunday at 6:00pm. Win free beer, cash, or giftcards!www.districttrivia.com"

"Overpriced. Get the same size salad for half the price at sweet green."