Robb Beeston

"The dry ribs are great!"

"Customs officers don't like Aussies. Best put on a British accent and bad-mouth the Yanks..."

"Not a bad seat in the house for Mary Poppins"

"Now experimenting with 60s acid rock..."

"Strangely these guys have loads of groupies... They could be tone-deaf though..."

"The more they practice, the worse they get!"